3.05.2009

bitches

Yeah, that's right. I went for a ride outside tonight. 13 miles outside. Fear me. And get this shit I was hit by a deer. I didn't go down though... I have mad skillz, yo. I felt so good I almost did 16 miles, maybe next time.
I really hate riding outside by myself through the woods at night. There's this one section of trail the way the wind blows... you know like in scary movies when the wind picks up and you just know the shit's gonna go down, yeah that kind of wind. I'm always waiting for some dude with a hatchet or some demon dog to jump out at me in that section.

4 comments:

Mountaingoat said...

Demon Deer now.

Christine said...

Man Bear Pig those folks up in West Bend would call it! Sounds like fun! Yesterday was a great tease of what's to come, yippie!

ZMoney said...

What kind of perfume are you wearing that attracks wild animals?

MTB Girl said...

You should stop riding, sit on your butt and have another doughnut. I'm just sayin'. :-)